I got a new calculator

Now before you get too excited for me just know that i have been on the look out for a calculator that matches my personality. Today my friends I have found that calculator. this baby even comes with a leather case for portability. no fancy algebra functions on this find. I can't wait to pull this out at my next staff meeting when we are asked if anybody can add the numbers on a calculator. I know that you are jealous but it is not for sale.